Cop: Yes or no, was or wasn't there a woman?
Dave (Wilder): My god, are you serious?
Cop: Yes, I'm goddamned serious!
Dave: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?!
Wilder's delivery was pitch perfect. His character, Dave Lyons, is a quiet, timid, deaf man thrown into a chaotic life of crime with his new buddy, Wally, played Richard Pryor. Of course, Wally is blind ("What do you mean I'm not white? Does Dad know?!"). The chemistry between Wilder and Pryor was unmistakable comic gold, as previously evidenced in Silver Streak and Stir Crazy several years earlier. Most people consider those films to be the crowning achievements for this pair of comedians, but for me, See No Evil, Hear No Evil hits much closer to home.
Doctor: Who are you, sir?
Dave: I'm fine, thank you!
When the movie was finally released, I begged my mom to take me to see it. At the precocious age of 12, she was hesitant to take me to an R-rated movie. Filled with too many curse words, apparently.
Wally: You're fuckin'-A right!
What difference would it make anyway?
Wally: He reads lips. You're talking too fast.
Cop: [to Dave, talking slowly] Was there... a wom-an... pres-ent?
Dave: [to cop, talking slowly] Yes. There was... a wom-an... pres-ent.
Cop: Why is he talking like that?
Wally: [to cop, talking slowly] Because ....he's ....deaf... not stup-id.
Dave: I'll tell you how I feel in a minute or two. But right now.... I'm a little overwhelmed by the STINK of the seven tons of garbage you just drove us into!
Wally: Is THAT what that is? I thought you let one go! I didn't want to say anything!
Dave: Thank you, Wally. That's very kind of you!
I consider myself to be a fantastic lip reader but of course there will be times when I am way off base ("Did she say ship, or shit?"). Wilder's scenes in this movie made it OK for me to laugh at my disability. It is what it is. I have to laugh about it. So what if I can't hear everything? So what if I don't pick up the entire sentence? It can certainly make for some very amusing conversations when I'm misinterpreting some wordplay. I've had my own fuzzy-wuzzy-was-a-woman moments, thank you very much.
I finally did get to meet Gene Wilder several years later. I was at a League function and Wilder was given a special award for his contributions to the organization. A nice, warm man. I shook his hand, showered him with admiration and respect (which he had undoubtedly heard from countless fans over the years) and he gracefully acknowledged my affection. I couldn't believe it. I finally met the actor who made it OK for me to be hard of hearing. When I was a kid, I was a movie lover looking for acceptance, and Gene Wilder, a bona fide movie icon, was the one who gave it to me.